If you’re having trouble reading those holographic captions in the first panel may be a little hard to read, they say: Dr. Greva Magranovus, Head Researcher, Earth Candidacy Survey and Avatar of Brr’Brr’Rmm, Envoy, Mmm’Mmm’Mmm’Mmm. (In this case, Mmm’Mmm’Mmm’Mmm is a gaseous planet, not a 90s alt-rock song.)

Honestly, Greva and Brr’Brr’Rmm are basically the two halves of my own mind, locked in perpetual debate over the merits of the human race like Gollum and Smeagol on a bad night.